- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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