Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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