Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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12 in general

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Refridgerator.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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