- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man died.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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