- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Women's rights

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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