What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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