Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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how man

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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