Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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