- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

My spelling is horrible

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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