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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.