Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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