- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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