roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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