What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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