Refridgerator.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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