A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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