- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

an american walks out of a strip club.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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