What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Justin Bieber

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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