- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Justin Bieber

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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