If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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