WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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