- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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