Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What does? 42

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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