- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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