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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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HOLY COW!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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