an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

I love you

Heskey time.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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