How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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