I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Heskey time.

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I love you

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