Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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