Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Baby Seal walks into a club.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

I asked her where you were.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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