How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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