What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Heskey time.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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I love you

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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