- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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