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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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