- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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