Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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