- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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