A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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dat shoe shine tho

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What's one plus one? two.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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