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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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