eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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