Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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