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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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