- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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