- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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