what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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