- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Ain't idn't a word.

womans having rights.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mom went to college

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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