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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A baby seal walks into a club.

A hill billy went fishing

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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