- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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