- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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