- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

womens rights.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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