- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

I just threw up..In my pants.

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