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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Princess is in another castle

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Women outside of the kitchen.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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