Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Obama = ebola

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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