- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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