whats hairy and crys your mom

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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