Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Japan

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Ross.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Anti Joke

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