- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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