For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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I'm tired.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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