- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

If you have a stroke, call 000

George W. Bush

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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