- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Robin get in the batmobile!

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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