Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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someone called someone else a frog

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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