- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

someone called someone else a frog

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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